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Arts & Crass: Painting with (My) Junk
November 16 @ 8:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Come hang out with Katarina “theDommeKat” Pierce for an hour of grown-up whimsy.
While this totally follows MeetUp and EventBrite guidelines… ADULTS ONLY, FOLX.
Imagine if Bob Ross did burlesque or Basquiat painted with his butt. OK, now imagine them devoid of any discernible painting skills and throw in an amazing pair of tatas and teeth.
I could pretend this is a workshop and I’m going to teach you things, but y’all… I’m gonna take my clothes off, cover myself in paint and make pretty impressions with my body on recycled canvases.
You can join in the fun or just enjoy a spectacularly sinful performance. The only body parts I can guarantee I won’t be painting with are my fingers!
What I use: Crayola Washable Fingerpaints (purchased on Amazon). But you don’t need anything fancy… My first canvas was a pizza box! So, support a local restaurant or use the box your paints are shipped in for your first try.
Get messy and covered in weird or sit back and enjoy the show that answers, “What if Georgia O’Keefe used her nibbly bits to paint those flowers?”
While it’s perfectly OK to be turned on by what you watch, there is no sexual play permitted at this event. Ticket holders consented to watching me… not you. By all means, join the party and turn your webcam on or you can always choose to attend without video or audio and take on a voyeuristic role.