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ONLINE – Flirting Edition – Speed Social & Story Telling

May 10, 2020 @ 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm

Get Tickets at : https://flirtingonline.eventbrite.com
($10 early bird, $15 standard, $20 day of)

REMEMBER FLIRTING? Man, how we miss it.

Have you ever been on a date that felt like a waste of time? Like they didn’t know how to connect with you? Don’t like the idea of dating apps but are you craving human connection in the worst way?

Come for the hilarious storytelling and stay for the speed dating. Speed Dating & Storytelling gives you both the war stories of dating app past, present and future before they prep you for battle out in the Tinderverse.

**Please note that we DO NOT divide folx based on their gender identity or sexual preference. We also believe that you should be able to talk to people you don’t want to f****! **

Our storytellers are here to provide light and comic relief to your frustrating quest. If you’re feeling so bold, volunteer your own story in an open mic in between each performer.

Expect a few games and talks like : Submit Your Best Dating App Opener for our judges to weigh in on. How to approach someone in person or online’s, our personal guide to Flirting and MUCH MORE.

About Speed Dating and Storytelling

In our own flirty take on musical chairs to make sure everyone walks away with something, even if its just a laugh or a valuable piece of information. Each person will have a certain amount of time to talk before the music plays and the group rotates. Each party will get a “Hit It” List where they can mark the people they vibed with. Those will be submitted to the organizers and if you both real-time swipe on each other we’ll send out preferred methods of contact for each of you!

Being that we are inclusive to all gender identities and sexual preferences how does pairing people up work?

We believe that you should learn to talk to people you don’t want to fuck. Novel idea, right? We’ll pair everyone up randomly and rotate. Given only part of the night is storytelling there will be ample opportunity to strike up a conversation with anyone if you don’t get a chance to during the speed dating itself.

What if only men/women/queer/hetero/trans people show up?

This is an all inclusive event. We’re not trying to fill a certain quota of gender identity or sexuality. We also can’t assume peoples preference. Again, at the very least you get to watch an entertaining show and maybe meet someone who doesn’t suck. We’re giving you a good time with a good show, but we’re not guaranteeing you’ll walk out with a date. You can hire a SW for that.

Is nudity allowed?

No. This is a speed dating event. You don’t know if the x amount of people across from you are into that so keep it in your pants.

What if I really like the person but they don’t like me? Can I find them on Instagram/Facebook/Fetlife juuuust to make certain?

That’s life, buddy. Things don’t always work out as we want. If both persons got on with each other we’ll notify both parties and exchange desired info. Otherwise, take it as a fun single experience and lay it to rest. That also means – don’t seek them out on social platforms if they didn’t show interest. That’s a wear down technique. That’s creepy.


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