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Pervy Speed Dating
May 17 @ 7:30 pm - 10:30 pm
Get Tickets at : pervyspeeddating.eventbrite.com
($20 early bird, $25 standard)
Have you ever been on a date that felt like a waste of time? Like they didn’t know how to connect with you?
Come for the hilarious storytelling and stay for the speed dating. Pervy Speed Dating gives you both the war stories of dating app past, present and future before they prep you for battle out in the Tinderverse.
Our storytellers are here to provide light and comic relief to your frustrating quest. If you’re feeling so bold, volunteer your own story in an open mic in between each performer.
Expect a few games and talks like : Submit Your Best Dating App Opener for our judges to weigh in on. The Key to Reading Non-Verbal Cues. How to Not be a Creep. and MUCH MORE.
Now that you have a shared experience you can talk about, it’s time to speed date! We will provide nametags for your preferred pronouns and sexual preference so you don’t have to explain that every round. Maybe you meet someone you want to go out with, check out a kink class, or maybe you won’t remember their name. But maybe that person will give you a story. A story worth sharing at our next open mic….
About Open Mic : Dating Storytelling
All open mic stories must be under 5 minutes
About Pervy Speed Dating
In our own pervy take on musical chairs, each person will have a certain amount of time to talk before the music plays and the group rotates. Each party will get a “Hit It” List where they can mark the people they vibed with. Those will be submitted to the organizers and if you both real-time swipe on each other we’ll send out preferred methods of contact for each of you!
What if only men/women/queer/hetero/trans people show up?
This is an all inclusive event. We’re not trying to fill a certain quota of gender identity or sexuality. We also can’t assume peoples preference. Again, at the very least you get to watch an entertaining show and maybe meet someone who doesn’t suck. We’re giving you a good time with a good show, but we’re not guaranteeing you’ll walk out with a date. You can hire a SW for that.
Is nudity allowed?
No. This is a speed dating event. You don’t know if the x amount of people across from you are into that so keep it in your pants.
What if I really like the person but they don’t like me? Can I find them on Instagram/Facebook/Fetlife juuuust to make certain?
That’s life, buddy. Things don’t always work out as we want. If both persons got on with each other we’ll notify both parties and exchange desired info. Otherwise, take it as a fun single experience and lay it to rest. That also means – don’t seek them out on social platforms if they didn’t show interest. That’s a wear down technique. That’s creepy.
Will there be booze?
There will not be, but you can BYOB (wine and beer) if you wish. If you are too intoxicated to consent or be a respectable functioning human we reserve the right to ask you to leave.
Wait, I can get kicked out?
Oh yeah. At Pagans Paradise events, we encourage a self-policing system where if individuals make you feel uncomfortable you can either alert that person or a staff member. If you continue to do something you were alerted of we reserve the right to ask you to leave. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
- Pagans Paradise NYC – A Haven for Heathens
- 3F Studios – Herald Square
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